Rolling in the Deeeeeeep — Or My New Friend Adele

About a month ago I wrote a scene in the novel I’m currently pecking away at. As I formed the words I realized that I didn’t really know what I was talking about.

What was I writing? A girl in a chicken coop collecting eggs.

I grew up in the city. Seeing a squirrel jolting up a tree was about the closest I got to wildlife encounters. The idea of touching a fresh from the … ahem … oven gives me a bit of the heebie-jeebies.

But my character isn’t the kind to be skittish about anything, let alone touching the underside of a chicken.

“I’ve gotta touch a chicken,” I thought to myself.

After hearing about my need to touch a chicken, I had several offers from my chicken owning friends (sososososo many chicken owning friends).

“Oh, thank you,” I’d say, sorry I made it known that I needed to touch a chicken.

I’m going to be honest with you, my friends: I am afraid of chickens. They have razor sharp beaks, right? With long, gnarly talons. And they peck at people. And…and…I eat them. They might be able to sense how delicious I think they are. Then there’s the chance that a chicken might POOP ON ME!

“I can fake it,” I thought. “Nobody will know if I just write the scene without having so much as touched a chicken.”

That was before I went to my friend’s house on Sunday.

Anne Ferris is the owner of three diva chickens. Aretha, Allison, and Adele (like, after the singers). I’ve known Anne for about 5 years and still haven’t figured out one thing that she’s afraid of. Not joking.

When I stepped into her backyard I thought, “By the end of the evening I am going to hold a chicken. I am. No chickening out…um…”

So, I did.

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Me and Adele. The fear on my face is me being a goof.

Adele is a redheaded sweetie. She didn’t mind me holding her one bit. She crooned at me as I held her (she doesn’t have quite the lovely pitch as her namesake, but that’s okay).

Holding her was different than what I’d expected. Her feathers had a different texture than I’d anticipated. Her body was firm (I’ve got to find out what her workout regime is).

I realized how I could write the scene in my book so that the reader would feel more inside the story.

I’m so glad I held Adele.

Next up? Snuggling a calf***.

Oh mercy, this novel is going to stretch me…

(***By the way, I do have a friend willing to let me snuggle a calf. Man alive I’ve got a lot of farmer girl friends)

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8 thoughts on “Rolling in the Deeeeeeep — Or My New Friend Adele

  1. Okay, Girlie! Come on over and actually reach under the hens and GRAB the eggs like a big girl! Oh, yeah – we’ve got laying hens. And Henny Penny, as I like to call her, is ALWAYS on the nest and loves to give you a little peck if you don’t get all the eggs on the first or second try! No biggie – they haven’t drawn blood yet! ๐Ÿ™‚ You DO have a lot of farmer friends, don’t you??? ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • Henny Penny sounds like the hen in my book. Oh mercy. I’d be the unlucky one to be her first blood I’m sure.

      I think you just want me to grab the eggs so you can laugh when I scream. Greg, too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. You are HYSTERICAL, Susie. I have a friend who would probably let you (not sure if she is your friend too) – I know she has cows, not 100% that there are currently calves. Will check your FB friend list and invite her to friend you if she isn’t already.

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  3. I’m always surprised at how light chickens are. They are a combination of entertaining, gross (have you looked at their vents?!), stupid, calculating, mean (ours pecked one of their sisters to death), and social. Our one chicken is getting lonely now that two of her sisters died recently. We’re thinking of getting a couple of chicks. Because we need more poop for the dog to roll in.

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  4. You are a funny and adorable city girl! Also courageous for venturing into the brave new world of farming. I was raised on an Iowa farm and at the age of 18, couldn’t wait to escape. If you want to know what it feels like to ride a big fat sow, hold tiny newborn mice in your hand, pluck feathers from a butchered chicken, or climb on hay bales, just ask. I’m also pretty good with the smells. Nothing like manure (aka poop) on a hot summer day. Love you!

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